The Old Shepherd
A sage and observer who formulates the laws of Dumbassology.
Map of the absurd empire
Great DovbaivkaThe capital
Academy of Dumbassology
Lost Deadlines Square
Central Farshrutka Station
Ministry of Obvious Decisions
Those who keep the world moving
Count Deberts
A half-mythical card player who explains every difficulty with counterintelligence.
Minister of Finance
Permanently bankrupt, and therefore recognized as the chief financial expert.
Cleanup Day
The embodiment of procrastination. Starts a new life tomorrow.
The Visitor
A traveling auditor who sees Dovbaivka with fresh eyes.
The Great King Takeaway
Shows people not what he took, but what they lost themselves.
The foundations of Dumbassology
If there is no dumbass in the room, maybe the dumbass is you.
Every dumbass thinks the dumbass is someone else.
After the spy is revealed, everyone knew it was them.
It does not matter how small your dumbass is. What matters is whether you keep it on a leash.
The most dangerous dumbass believes there is an infinite number of Mondays ahead.
Any conversation after two in the morning becomes philosophical.
Counterintelligence always knows something, but never explains what.