That evening, a strange silence hung over Dovbaivka.
Even the local dumbasses behaved suspiciously calmly.
An old "Spetsgranna" bus pulled into the central square.
The door opened.
And then the Visitor stepped out.
He was wearing the legendary shirt of the Great Chaos colors - red, orange and turquoise.
The old shepherds immediately looked at each other.
- Is it him?
- Looks like he is.
- The same one?
- They say, the same one.
The Visitor slowly scanned the square.
On his face was a slight smile of a person who has already seen something that others have no idea about.
In his right hand, he held an old Shepherd's notebook.
Legend said that it contained all known types of dumbasses from level one to eleven.
- Who is in charge here? - he asked calmly.
- Formally the mayor.
- And actually?
- Circumstances.
The Visitor nodded.
- So, the situation is worse than I thought.
A bicycle fell somewhere in the crowd.
Two dumbasses began arguing over who had knocked it down.
Although the bicycle was two kilometers away from them.
The Visitor opened the notebook.
And for the first time in many years, he made a note:
"New subspecies recorded: the collective dumbass."
This is how the Great Revision of Dovboiobia began.